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| Archdale GiftsBaskets | | If people concentrated on the really | | Babies are such a nice way to start |
| Greensboro GiftsBaskets | | important things in life, there'd be a | | people. |
| Thomasville GiftsBaskets | | shortage of fishing poles. | | |
| | | | | There are so many men who can figure |
| | | A baseball game is twice as much fun if | | costs, and so few who can measure |
| | | you're seeing it on the company's time. | | values. |
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| | | | | Don't be afraid to take a big step if one |
| | | Before I got married I had six theories | | is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in |
| | | about bringing up children; now I have | | two small jumps. |
| | | six children, and no theories. | | |
| | | | | A business that makes nothing but |
| | | It is astonishing how little one feels | | money is a poor business. |
| | | alone when one loves. | | |
| | | | | Babies are always more trouble than |
| | | Mother is the name for God in the lips | | you thought - and more wonderful. |
| | | and hearts of little children. | | |
| | | | | The first sign of maturity is the |
| | | People are living longer than ever | | discovery that the volume knob also |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | turns to the left. |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | |
| | | mortgage. | | Thanks to modern medical advances |
| | | | | such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and |
| | | What the world really needs is more | | Diet Coke, it has become routine for |
| | | love and less paper work. | | people in the civilized world to pass the |
| | | | | age of 40, sometimes more than once. |
| | | The heart has its reasons that reason | | |
| | | knows nothing of. | | A man who has never gone to school |
| | | | | may steal from a freight car; but if he |
| | | How lucky I am to have something that | | has a university education, he may |
| | | makes saying goodbye so hard. | | steal the whole railroad. |
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| | | Love - a wildly misunderstood although | | To the uneducated, an A is just three |
| | | highly desirable malfunction of the | | sticks. |
| | | heart which weakens the brain, causes | | |
| Durham GiftsBaskets | | eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood | | I hope that my achievements in life |
| Greensboro GiftsBaskets | | pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. | | shall be these - that I will have fought for |
| Charlotte GiftsBaskets | | | | what was right and fair, that I will have |
| | | House, n. A hollow edifice erected for | | risked for that which mattered, and that I |
| | | the habitation of man, rat, mouse, | | will have given help to those who were |
| | | beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, | | in need that I will have left the earth a |
| | | bacillus, and microbe. | | better place for what I've done and who |
| | | | | I've been. |
| | | We are all a little weird and life's a little | | |
| | | weird, and when we find someone | | If at first you don't succeed, do it like |
| | | whose weirdness is compatible with | | your mother told you. |
| | | ours, we join up with them and fall in | | |
| | | mutual weirdness and call it love. | | Of course there's a lot of knowledge in |
| | | | | universities: the freshmen bring a little |
| | | leaves your groin unprotected. | | so knowledge sort of accumulates. |
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