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| Hendersonville GiftsBaskets | | Golf is a day spent in a round of | | The simplest toy, one which even the |
| | | strenuous idleness. | | youngest child can operate, is called a |
| | | | | grandparent. |
| | | The number one sign you have nothing | | |
| | | to do at work: The 4th Division of | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | Infantry and General White-Out has | | second base down to home and set |
| | | called for a new skirmish. | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | When a man retires and time is no | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | longer a matter of urgent importance, | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | his colleagues generally present him | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | with a watch. | | |
| | | | | Only your real friends will tell you when |
| | | Executive ability is deciding quickly | | your face is dirty. |
| | | and getting somebody else to do the | | |
| | | work. | | To be nobody but yourself in a world |
| | | | | which is doing its best, night and day, to |
| | | Before I met my husband, I'd never | | make you everybody else means to |
| | | fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few | | fight the hardest battle which any |
| | | times. | | human being can fight; and never stop |
| | | | | fighting. |
| | | Who would give a law to lovers? Love | | |
| | | is unto itself a higher law. | | A good friend is a connection to life - a |
| | | | | tie to the past, a road to the future, the |
| | | I am thankful for the mess to clean after | | key to sanity in a totally insane world. |
| | | a party because it means I have been | | |
| | | surrounded by friends. | | They say that age is all in your mind. |
| | | | | The trick is keeping it from creeping |
| | | All women become like their mothers. | | down into your body. |
| | | That is their tragedy. No man does. | | |
| | | That's his. | | One father is more than a hundred |
| | | | | Schoolemasters. |
| | | After all, what is your host's purpose in | | |
| | | having a party? Surely not for you to | | I still have a full deck; I just shuffle |
| Hickory GiftsBaskets | | enjoy yourself; if that were their sole | | slower now. |
| Sanford GiftsBaskets | | purpose, they'd have simply sent | | |
| Henderson GiftsBaskets | | champagne and women over to your | | Middle age is when your age starts to |
| Gastonia GiftsBaskets | | place by taxi. | | show around your middle. |
| Greenville GiftsBaskets | | | | |
| Shelby GiftsBaskets | | The one thing children wear out faster | | I wonder why you can always read a |
| | | than shoes is parents. | | doctor's bill and you can never read |
| | | | | his prescription. |
| | | The world is round and the place which | | |
| | | may seem like the end may also be | | If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you |
| | | only the beginning. | | will be fired with enthusiasm. |
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| | | The moment a child is born, the mother | | It would seem that something which |
| | | is also born. She never existed before. | | means poverty, disorder and violence |
| | | never. A mother is something | | entirely, but the desire to beget children |
| | | absolutely new. | | is a natural urge. |
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