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| Banner Elk GiftsBaskets | | The bitterest tears shed over graves | | Don't waste time learning the "tricks of |
| Blowing Rock GiftsBaskets | | are for words left unsaid and for deeds | | the trade." Instead, learn the trade. |
| | | left undone. | | |
| | | | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | Children are a great comfort in your old | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | age - and they help you reach it faster, | | second base down to home and set |
| | | too. | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | An apology is the superglue of life. It | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | can repair just about anything. | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| | | | | the game and start all over again. |
| | | It is astonishing how little one feels | | |
| | | alone when one loves. | | There are big ships and small ships. |
| | | | | But the best ship of all is friendship. |
| | | Don't underestimate the value of Doing | | |
| | | Nothing, of just going along, listening to | | There is no need to reach high for the |
| | | all the things you can't hear, and not | | stars. They are already within you - just |
| | | bothering. | | reach deep into yourself! |
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| | | What the teacher is, is more important | | The important thing is not to stop |
| | | than what he teaches. | | questioning. |
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| | | True remorse is never just a regret | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| | | over consequence; it is a regret over | | and wives should have children |
| | | motive. | | alternatively, there would never be |
| | | | | more than three in a family. |
| | | We don't believe in rheumatism and | | |
| | | true love until after the first attack. | | If nothing is going well, call your |
| | | | | grandmother. |
| | | Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille | | |
| | | weren't so damned much fun. | | When I was a boy of fourteen, my father |
| | | | | was so ignorant I could hardly stand to |
| | | Death leaves a heartache no one can | | have the old man around. But when I |
| | | heal, love leaves a memory no one | | got to be twenty-one, I was astonished |
| | | can steal. | | at how much he had learned in seven |
| Asheville GiftsBaskets | | | | years. |
| Wilmington GiftsBaskets | | Biology is the least of what makes | | |
| Asheville GiftsBaskets | | someone a mother. | | Warning: Humor may be hazardous to |
| Garner GiftsBaskets | | | | your illness. |
| Hickory GiftsBaskets | | There must be quite a few things that a | | |
| Henderson GiftsBaskets | | hot bath won't cure, but I don't know | | To array a man's will against his |
| | | many of them. | | sickness is the supreme art of |
| | | | | medicine. |
| | | Without question, the greatest invention | | |
| | | in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I | | Our birthdays are feathers in the broad |
| | | grant you that the wheel was also a fine | | wing of time. |
| | | invention, but the wheel does not go | | |
| | | nearly as well with pizza. | | I hope that my achievements in life |
| | | | | shall be these - that I will have fought for |
| | | friend, others are rejoicing to meet him | | risked for that which mattered, and that I |
| | | behind the veil. | | will have given help to those who were |
| | | | | in need that I will have left the earth a |
| | | | | better place for what I've done and who |
| | | | | I've been. |
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